|1:||My daughter had an imaginary friend named Sally, she told me once about how Sally was in jail for chopping her mom’s head off….
|2:||My daughter when we were home alone one night, “mommy, who’s that man on the ceiling?”
|3:||“The shadow man keeps talking to me at my window.”
|4:||I was reading a story to my daughter when she suddenly slammed it shut, point to the empty doorway, and screamed “you get out of here! You’ve killed enough people!”
|5:||“I need to get my hands on a giant penis so I can put this fire out all the way!”
|6:||“Daddy, when can we get rid of that kid hanging in my closet?” I asked her what she was talking about and she told me all about a teenage boy who was hanging by a belt around his neck in her closet. I went to her closet there was nothing there, and she said he only is there when I’m not around.
|7:||“There are three dead kids buried in our back yard. They told me where we can find them.”
|8:||My five year old son once looked up at me while we were watching a movie and said, “I think I remember coming out of your no-no.”
|9:||“Mommy, there’s a kid covered in blood in my bedroom and he won’t go away.”
|10:||My 4yo shook me awake one night and asked if she could sleep with me because tonight the old woman at the window was being mean for some reason.
|11:||An 8 year old I used to teach had a hard time with eye contact and appropriate touch. He looked me straight in the eyes one morning, not missing a beat, and told me, “you know, I think you’d look a lot better if you were dead in my basement.”
|12:||“Mom, why is that lady from the cemetery sitting in my room?”
people get so caught up on one small thing they don’t like, like their nose or something
things like salt and baking powder go into a cake and those things are gross alone but the cake is pretty damn delicious
This has cheered me up so much
"They should teach self-love in school."
my mom was showing me how to do tarot readings and we had those burning smoke sticks and candles and my brother came down and asked what we were doing so i said sacrificing virgins and my mom said yeah get over here
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
- peeta was abused by his mother
- his entire family died in the bombing
- he was hijacked and made to hate the one person he had left that he loved
- he overcame all this bullshit and lived the rest of his life with katniss and their two children
yet people still say “peeta is weak”
Wait… him and Katniss have children? I though she chose … FUCK SPOILERS DAMMITA NFGHJFGJSRFHAEDRFTHYJKSRTHRJ!!!!!!!
I like drinking tea alone, and reading alone.
I like riding the bus alone, and walking home alone.
It gives me time to think, and set my mind free.
I like eating alone, and listening to music alone.
But when I see a mother with her child;
A girl with her lover;
Or a friend laughing with their best friend;
I realize that even though I like being alone
I don’t fancy being lonely.
after 3+ years on tumblr this is still the most relevant accurate thing i’ve ever seen
(Source: buddhacoffee, via thingsthatrhymewithnash)